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Comic 86 - One-way Dietary Feast!

One-way Dietary Feast!
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in 2017

6th Nov 2017, 12:00 AM
Just like energy drinks and sleeping pills, overdoses will backfire on you. XD

Baked garlic bread, freshly-sliced Swiss and cheddar, farm-raised ham and tuna and a now imprisoned, sexual deviant, former-fat guy as a sponsor for eating nothing but these sandwiches for many years.

Obese people of the world, mainly America, losing weight with dumbbells and liposuction isn't enough to help you live longer and keep your first wife. You need to change your eating habits with an improved, low-fat and incredibly delirious diet. And you can only get it at One-way! You want to cut the ties with fast-food places and please your taste buds who beg for savory food? One-way sandwiches is what you need! Try our new Smokey Mountain honey turkey with grilled onions and tomato, the English Ham-a-lot and maple salmon bacon sub or the Torpedo Italian Meatball Choker! All of which will make losing calories and fat not a chore, but a nutritious meal that will put you in massive credit card debt due to our prices. Hey, it's worth it to be this skinny. Come on down to your nearest One-way sandwich shop and try our freshly made sandwiches with you being the chooser.

One-way Sandwiches; there's only one way in better dieting and eating! ;)

JUST DON'T EAT ALL THOSE SANDWICHES IN ONE TIME, YOU FAT IDIOT!! XD

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